Schedule V-1The Vault Floor

Below the teller windows, the bank keeps its vaults. Each counter on this floor is a different product with the same custody rules: the vault is a contract that only you control, a keeper turns the crank so compounding happens without you, and everything in it can be withdrawn in one transaction at any time.

Schedule V-2TBILL Vault

Auto-compounds the USDG dividends your TBILL earns back into more TBILL. One deposit, then hands-off.

Compounding vault

Open an auto-compounding vault
Deposit TBILL and your vault reinvests the USDG dividends it earns back into TBILL. A keeper does the compounding for you, and you can withdraw anytime.

Schedule V-3COH Vault

Park COH and the vault reinvests the COIN dividends it draws into more COH. The 3% compound fee flows to TBILL holders, so this vault pays the bank's shareholders too.

COH compounding vault

Open a COH compounding vault
Deposit COH and the vault reinvests the COIN dividends it draws back into COH. A keeper does the compounding, and you can withdraw anytime. A 3% fee on each compound is converted and paid to TBILL holders as dividends.

Schedule V-4Staking

Stake or lock TBILL for a boosted share of the fees these vaults pay to holders, on top of your normal dividends.

TBILL staking

Stake TBILL for boosted dividends
Stake TBILL to raise your share of dividends. Holding already earns 1×; a flexible stake counts 2×, and locks earn 3.5×–5× based on how much committed time remains. Staked TBILL keeps earning its regular dividends, and the boost is paid from autocompounder fees. Locked amounts stay put until they mature.

Schedule V-5Token Vaults

Deposit INDEX or Apple Cat. The vault sells what each pays out (tokenized stocks, or AAPL) and buys back more of your token.

Autocompounder

Open an autocompounding vault
Deposit an approved token and your vault sells the reward tokens it receives, buying more of the token you deposited. A fee comes out of that yield only, never your deposit, and 100% of it goes to TBILL holders as dividends, with a boosted share to stakers. A keeper runs the compounding for you, and you can withdraw everything anytime.

Exhibit I: Contracts of record

TBILL token
0x00f0…6ed6
Distributor
0xb726…31b8
LP locker 1
0xb17f…8b5b
LP locker 2
0x0aad…c1f8
LP locker 3
0xae3f…b02b
LP locker 4
0xa594…6169
LP locker 5
0x9082…6f29
LP locker 6
0xfcf6…d8d8
Universal Router
0x8876…0904
Reward (USDG)
0x5fc5…d168

Fee disclosure: a levy of 5% is assessed by the pool on every trade: 4% to holders as USDG dividends, 1% compounded into permanently locked liquidity. Wallet-to-wallet transfers are untaxed. The levy is collected automatically and without appeal.

Payable only on Robinhood Chain

V1 census of record

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