T-BILL
GM. YOU HOLD, YOU GET PAID.4% OF EVERY TRADE → HOLDERS. IN REAL USDG.IT'S A MEMECOIN. THE USDG IS REAL.ZERO TRANSFER TAX. THE POOL PAYS, NOT YOUR WALLET.NO ROADMAP. NO UTILITY. JUST DIVIDENDS.NO STAKING. NO LOCKUPS. JUST HODL.LIQUIDITY LOCKED FOREVER. IT ONLY GROWS.DIAMOND HANDS COLLECT USDG WHILE THEY SLEEP.FEW UNDERSTAND.NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. OBVIOUSLY.
Series 2026No. 0004663

Yes, it’s a memecoin

T-Bill hold TBILL, earn USDG dividends on Robinhood Chain

$TBILL · DIVIDENDS PAYABLE IN USDG

This certifies thatwhoever holds $TBILL gets 4% of every trade, paid out in real USDG stablecoins, automatically, forever. No staking. No lockups. No roadmap.

It’s a memecoin. The USDG is real.

Hold. Earn USDG. Touch grass.

Paid to bearers to date

Series 1 and Series 2 combined, paid automatically to everyone holding.

Buy TBILL

Issued: continuously

4% dividends · 1% auto-LP · 5% pool fee · 0% tax

Schedule AThe Register

Protocol stats

Total Paid Out
all-time dividends paid to holders
Dividends Deposited
all-time deposited to distributor
Total Paid Out · All Series
V1 + V2 combined, all-time dividends
Liquidity / Market Cap
both sides of the locked pool vs market cap
Vaults Opened
auto-compounding vaults created, all time
Autocompounder Vaults
v2 vaults created across all tokens, all time
Staking Positions
TBILL staking positions opened, all time

Schedule BTeller Window

Swap

Teller window: open continuously

Trade TBILL
Swaps on the Uniswap v4 TBILL pool via the Universal Router.

MAX keeps 0.01 ETH back for gas.

Rate—
Minimum received—
Price impact—
Slippage
Every trade pays the pool’s 5% fee: 4% is paid to holders in USDG, 1% compounds the locked liquidity. The token itself is untaxed; quotes are exactly what you receive.

Also tradeable at another window:

Schedule CYour Dividends

Your dividends

Passbook: account of the bearer

Connect to open your passbook
Claimable USDG, lifetime earnings, and auto-payout status are entered here once a wallet is connected.

Schedule DDisbursement Record

Payout history

Record of disbursements: the bearer

Your USDG payouts
Every dividend transfer from the distributor to your wallet, entered in the record.

Connect a wallet to view your payout history.

Schedule ELive Disbursements

Live payout feed

Record of disbursements: all bearers

Live
Payouts on the wire
USDG dividends settling to holders across the protocol, as they happen.

Watching the chain: payouts appear here the moment the distributor wires them out.

Fee collection: any bearer may turn the crank

Collect pool fees
Sweeps the pool’s accrued 5% fee: 4% is paid to holders as USDG dividends, 1% compounds the locked liquidity. Permissionless: whoever collects, everyone gets paid. Collects from all 6 lockers, one signature each.

No collections on record yet.

Schedule FRegistry Lookup

Payout lookup

Registry: any bearer of record

Look up any holder
Enter a wallet address to inspect its USDG payout record. No connection required.

Exhibit I: Contracts of record

TBILL token
0x00f0…6ed6
Distributor
0xb726…31b8
LP locker 1
0xb17f…8b5b
LP locker 2
0x0aad…c1f8
LP locker 3
0xae3f…b02b
LP locker 4
0xa594…6169
LP locker 5
0x9082…6f29
LP locker 6
0xfcf6…d8d8
Universal Router
0x8876…0904
Reward (USDG)
0x5fc5…d168
Keeper
0x153a…c7f7

Fee disclosure: a levy of 5% is assessed by the pool on every trade: 4% to holders as USDG dividends, 1% compounded into permanently locked liquidity. Wallet-to-wallet transfers are untaxed. The levy is collected automatically and without appeal.

Payable only on Robinhood Chain

V1 census of record

T-BILL is a parody. Everything on this site (the certificate, the seals, the fine print you are reading now) is satire, not investment advice. T-BILL is experimental software: not a security, not a deposit, not insured by any agency of anyone, and not an actual Treasury bill. No expectation of profit of any kind should be assumed; assume instead that anything put in may be lost. Nothing here is financial advice. T-BILL is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or issued by Robinhood, the U.S. Department of the Treasury, or any government or company, living or dead. No paper was engraved in the making of this token.